I’ve said no book series (even Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time stuff) has pissed me off more than Song of Ice & Fire. I tell people all the time, just watch GoT, much easier, less frustrating. Having said that, SO MANY QUESTIONS for a series finale:

Will Maester Sam show up late, handing out sharp things made of obsidian like M&M’s on Halloween?

Where are the Sand Snakes?

Will Jorah “prodigal-son it” back to his Bear Island kin? Does ProActive work on Grey Scale?

Does Lady Stoneheart (who hated Jon and later Brienne in books) avenge King Rob?

Is there a Pope for all the Red Priests and Priestesses?

Does Arya head back to Westeros to start checking off her Kill Bill-like wishlist by her own work? Also she seems about 3 credits shy in getting her Assassin’s Degree… is that going to haunt her?

Speaking of Arya, is she going to find Nymria when she gets back to the mainland? Although given the Starke kids’ luck with Direwolves, maybe best if they don’t get together.

I’m guessing Dragons don’t do well in the cold, but it seems like they’d make quick work of the White Walkers. Does that mean a mass migration from the North? Assuming Trump/Lannister doesn’t build a wall.

And Finally, does the Cersei Witch Prophesy of kid burying (which I actually see as more of an induced curse) become fulfilled BEFORE or BECAUSE she lights up King’s Landing with the Wildfire?

Bonus: Does Tyrion get to finally ride one of the Dragons? And who would get the third?