Ride The Lightning

Woke up today feeling like crap. Ate an entire container of greek yogurt last night. The madness that is my existence continues to float endlessly through the jungle called Earth in hopes of finding a god damn Taco Bell within walking distance. Like wtf is this shit seriously? 9 god damn Tim Hortons in my town, but no god damn Taco Bell? Whoever made that decision needs to go fuck himself. God damn half this city thinks they are race car drivers, but when I’m trying to cross the street? You all turn into 90 year old grandmas driving 57' Chevs. Fucking hell what a sunday. Last time I had a good blowjob, I had hair.

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