Dear Dave,

I’m thankful about your beautiful description of what our beloved lady Discordia have done along the years. I also cheer about the historical research you made to bring us this master peace. But alas, you forgot to tell about the Original Pun (known by the christians as original sin),where after Jeovah made us humans, Eris presented them the apple of discord, therefore making a pun about Jeovah and the humans DISCORDing with one another.

I don’t have any other complaints about this beautifully crafted essay.

With love,

Andreas Victorious Molotov Dias, the lunatic and High priest (more high than a priest) of Seita Engraçadista, Brasil.

xoxo