Motherhood Is GoodishBaby number two already?! It can’t be…I might be pregnant again. Holy shit. This wasn’t planned. I’ve not yet taken a test but I’m pretty sure I am. The other day I suddenly…Sep 6, 2018Sep 6, 2018
Motherhood Is GoodishThe not so teeny-tiny teeny-tiny penis…I joked in a previous post about how, when I was pregnant, I’d tell friends and colleagues how I was growing a teeny-tiny penis inside me…Jul 17, 2018Jul 17, 2018
Motherhood Is GoodishThe one thing about being a mum that makes it all worthwhile…So far I’ve mostly written about the downsides to having a child: the sleep deprivation, the new squishy version of my body, the arguments…May 24, 2018May 24, 2018
Motherhood Is Goodish‘I know you like to think that shit don’t stain…’The most annoying thing about being a mother is having to rely on other people to help you — you just have to accept help where you can get…May 9, 2018May 9, 2018
Motherhood Is GoodishFeeling like a virgin (touched for the very first time… since giving birth!)Some women wait mere weeks after popping out a child before having sex again. I waited three months. To give hubby credit — which I’ve…May 8, 2018May 8, 2018
Motherhood Is GoodishIs it right to divorce a woman two weeks after she’s given birth to your child?So, remember how I wanted to divorce my husband after two weeks of motherhood when he had a go at me for being ‘disorganised’ and ‘not very…May 3, 2018May 3, 2018
Motherhood Is GoodishThe one thing career women are not supposed to admit to — ever!I know I’ve whinged about this already, but today I thought it would be nice for my husband to be more involved in the childcare and for…Apr 29, 2018Apr 29, 2018
Motherhood Is GoodishThe smiles that make it all worthwhileI realise that so far I’ve been on a real downer about the shit parts of motherhood so I need to redress the balance. For there is one…Apr 21, 2018Apr 21, 2018
Motherhood Is GoodishMake sure you get right into his arse crack (things I never thought I’d say to my husband)Conversation with my husband — and most people, for that matter — now seems to revolve around our baby’s toilet habits: how many times a…Apr 3, 2018Apr 3, 2018
Motherhood Is GoodishBaby routines — yay or nay?So my husband, in trying to be helpful, bought me the Gina Ford Contented Baby book. Despite not knowing what it was about, purely on the…Apr 1, 2018Apr 1, 2018