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Jack Calvert

Jack Calvert

Ann Coulter Destroyed by Girl Wizard

Right-Wing Gadfly Was “Days Away” From Acquiring Deathly Hallows

Oct 7

Ann Coulter Destroyed by Girl Wizard

Oct 7

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House Passes Election Reform Bill

New Law Designed to Make Elections More Transparent, Less Complicated

Sep 25

House Passes Election Reform Bill

Sep 25

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Rupert Murdoch Charged With Lewdness at Local Restaurant

Fox News Honcho Allegedly Exposed Scrotum-Like Head to Horrified Diners

Sep 9

Rupert Murdoch Charged With Lewdness at Local Restaurant

Sep 9

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First Gorilla Ordained as Priest

Cardinal Dolan Cites “New Openness”

Aug 15

First Gorilla Ordained as Priest

Aug 15

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Alabama Church: “Jesus is Burning in Hell”

Controversial Pastor Claims Christ Was “Woke Homosexual”

Aug 3

Alabama Church: “Jesus is Burning in Hell”

Aug 3

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Israel Claims Hamas Has Dirty Bombs

“Mud Weapons” Virtually Undetectable, Say Experts

Aug 1

Israel Claims Hamas Has Dirty Bombs

Aug 1

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WORLD ENDS!!!

Earth Destroyed in Cosmic Blast

Jul 31

WORLD ENDS!!!

Jul 31

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Tourist Blinds Self With Flash Attachment

Father of 2 Expected to Make Full Recovery

Jul 27

Tourist Blinds Self With Flash Attachment

Jul 27

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Archaeologists Discover ‘Sheephenge’

Discovery May Shed New Light on Grazing Habits of Modern Ovines

Jul 27

Archaeologists Discover ‘Sheephenge’

Jul 27

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Trump Declares War on Horror

Ex-President Compares Movie Villain to Osama bin Laden

Dec 8, 2018

Trump Declares War on Horror

Dec 8, 2018

Jack Calvert

Jack Calvert

My byline is real, the stories are not. Humorist lampooning politics, religion, current events, and the commercial news media. #SATIRE

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