Fun fact: you can't tell anyone's skin color or gender from their tombstone.
Just wear black like I do here in my picture. You can then go anywhere. Nobody will know the difference.
My salary negotiation strategy is challenging one to a shoot out. Been killin' it since my days at Pizza Hut.
I once knew Jordan. I had to chase him out of my garden with a broom all the time. Bout ten years ago.
How do you pronounce your last name? Is it like, 'fed'?