Ben Farrell7 Meals to Mercy-Kill Your GrandmaDeath is imminent, especially for your grandmother. Granny has brought you into her room in private. She wants you to mercy-kill her…Feb 5, 2018Feb 5, 2018
Ben FarrellinPickle Fork6 Cool Ways to Call for the WaiterSup, broletariat. You wanna be the coolest dude at this gay ass 5 Star Rainforest Café? Well I got a plan for you. First thing you gotta do…Jan 28, 2018Jan 28, 2018
Ben FarrellI’m the John Dillinger of Stealing ValorStealing valor, defined as impersonating a member of the military, has become quite a phenomenon on the internet in the past few years. You…Jun 19, 2017Jun 19, 2017
Ben FarrellPlease Read My Blue Lives Matter Erotic Fan FictionA cold October night befell the Blue Lives Matter Protest in the streets of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Officer James Koch stood there…Jun 16, 2017Jun 16, 2017
Ben FarrellCan the Simpsons Predict if I Keep Custody of the Kids?The Simpsons seem to predict everything, from Hamburger Earmuffs to Smartwatches. This is why I need them desperately now more than ever. I…Jun 12, 2017Jun 12, 2017