Philip WelsSeriously?Maybe a better fact would have been "There's no space between "Kit" and "Kat" in the name KitKat.Mar 22, 20211Mar 22, 20211
Philip WelsI accidentally killed the Hero of Time and now our world is doomed.I’m sorry. I literally can’t say this enough. Honestly, though, I’m not convinced it’s entirely my fault.Aug 15, 2020Aug 15, 2020
Philip WelsMy Morning Routine, As Narrated by William ShakespeareShall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Nay! For thou art lazy and arise long after the sun hath begun its majestic promenade.May 21, 2020May 21, 2020
Philip WelsAn Ode to the Roof of My Mouth Which is now in Pain because My Lunch was too HotOnce burned, twice burned, 83 times burned… I’m still not shy when it comes to hot food.Jan 31, 2020Jan 31, 2020
Philip WelsThe Completely True Story of How I Ended Up Hanging a Spinning “Prize” Wheel Over My Living Room…I wish I was making this up, but at least I now realize why I can’t find a girlfriend.Jan 13, 2020Jan 13, 2020
Philip WelsNow Accepting Friendship Applications for 2020Let’s be honest, my 2019 friend list was pretty ‘meh.’ Sure, there are a few gems and I sincerely hope they renew their friendship…Dec 6, 20191Dec 6, 20191
Philip WelsAnswers to the ‘Which Disney Princess Should You Date’ quiz I am too lazy to actually make.You love curiosity, learning new things, and a enjoy a little bit of quirkiness in your relationships.Nov 18, 2019Nov 18, 2019
Philip Wels5 Features that Would Change My Amazon Echo into a Useful Household Robot.I love my Echo devices. As a 30-something bachelor it’s nice to have someone to talk to, even if the conversation is one sided and I’m…Oct 13, 2019Oct 13, 2019
Philip WelsThe Art of Moving all Your Clutter to Another Room: Out of Sight, Out of MindKonMari is a popular way to “tidy-up” but if you have company coming over in 30 minutes you don’t have time to sit down and read a…Aug 21, 2019Aug 21, 2019
Philip WelsStoring Chips in Your Fridge Could Save Your Life. (Maybe.)Fridge space is an extremely valuable resource and many would consider it a waste to use that space for a bag of Frito-lays.May 19, 20191May 19, 20191