Donald Trump Challenges Alexander Hamilton To A Duel

NEW YORK —Twitter erupted today as, in the wake of this weekend’s performance of the musical Hamilton, Donald Trump challenged the long dead subject of the musical to a duel.

“Hamilton disrespected my VP pick! If he doesn’t apologize, I demand satisfaction! Pistols at dawn! #justice #buytrumpsteaks” tweeted the President-Elect, following news that his Vice President Mike Pence was booed by theatergoers at the Richard Rodgers Theater Saturday.

No word yet on the response from the Hamilton camp, as the former Secretary of The Treasury is long dead.

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