Join the army!

This one time, a drunk man tried to get me to join the army. The crux of his argument was, “It’s not as bad as it used to be. They let you wear your own underpants these days.”
I signed up for five years on the spot and am still known as Major Frillies to this day.
I may have made up part of this story.

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