MindwafersLeaked! ISIS January Corporate MemoAs you may have heard, the world’s leading terrorist group is having a bit of trouble lately. Despite claims to the contrary by our…Feb 19, 2017Feb 19, 2017
MindwafersThis country has never been so divided, and it’s because you’re wrongThis election season has truly shown the cheap thread that holds this country together. Friendships have been ruined, jobs are at stake…Nov 6, 2016Nov 6, 2016
MindwafersHow we can reunite our countryIt’s not a stretch to say that this election cycle finds us as a divided nation. Friendships are ruined because of Facebook conversations…Oct 21, 2016Oct 21, 2016
MindwafersIntroducing The Ledge! 1st Fiscal Quarter ReportThe following is a transcript from the September 2nd meeting of Mindwafers Inc. shareholders, delivered by CEO Mr. H.M.Mindwafer.Sep 7, 20162Sep 7, 20162
MindwafersLeaked! Donald Trump’s immigrant values testThrough a bit of old-school investigative journalism mixed with nights of dumpster foraging and some help from Ukrainian hackers…Aug 16, 2016Aug 16, 2016
MindwafersWhy cutting off Trump funding will create T.R.U.M.P.Donald Trump’s Tourettes act might be wearing thin after a series of incidents, including an argument with a deceased veteran’s father and…Aug 15, 2016Aug 15, 2016
MindwafersTerrorism Instantly Disappears As Obama Finally Mentions “Radical Islam”Lawmakers looked tense, watching the president focus intently behind the podium. His mouth tried to push out words for nearly an hour, but…Jun 22, 2016Jun 22, 2016
MindwafersThe One Thing That Will Help You Deal With Difficult PeopleI desperately needed to get away from Carol. I took multiple bathroom “breaks” per hour just to get away from the senseless chatter.Jun 10, 2016Jun 10, 2016
MindwafersinMindwafersThe New Media BattlefieldBy Noah Goldberg-Mindwafers CorrespondentJun 8, 2016Jun 8, 2016
MindwafersinMindwafersAnybody But ________: Lesser Known Presidential Candidates For 2016We are once again amidst campaign season and the mood among the American public is of the typical “meh” variety. Sure we had a little…Jun 3, 2016Jun 3, 2016
