How to Roast People Effectively
Step 1
Identify their weaknesses. This is a vital part of roasting some of those nubs who you don’t particularly like. Who knows, maybe you’ll actually grow to like them!
Step 2
Another important step is to make sure that you will be communicating the roast in a good spot, time, and place. This will ensure that the other person gets rekt real good.
Step 3
Actually roast the person! This is the fun part. just remember at the end, you have to really obnoxiously say R-R-R-R-ROASTED!
Tips and Techniques
- A useful tool for roasting is Google, it’s necessary for finding out many things about others.
- Rhyming allows your words to hit home, so attempt to integrate rhyming.
- Complex words make the other person seem stupid. It is very helpful to be able to understand many different words.
- Practise your roasting in hypothetical scenarios. This means that your roasts will become more natural
Remember, roasting is a natural part of life. It is a life skill, and is extremely handy for when someone isn’t doing their job particularly well.
