25 Pretty-Fucking-Obvious Signs That He’s Not “the One.”

Love the vocab. you introduced: dickholery and douchebaggery.

On the opposite side of your excellent evaluation of the one who’s wrong for you is the one who wants to marry you after the first date. If he sends you a dozen fire and ice roses after one meal together, Yikes!

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