Allan, let me grab this moment to test a second variation of the Doggie song.
Chris Coolsma
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Who’s a dingbat dork?

If you ever get a song stuck in your head there is a surefire way to get it out. Sing the thousand legged worm song instead. Guaranteed to work every time. It goes like this,

“Said the thousand legged worm as he gave a little squirm, ‘Has anybody seen a leg of mine? For if it can’t be found, I shall have to hop around on the other nine hundred ninety-nine. Hop around! Hop around! on the other nine hundred ninety-nine. For if it can’t be found I shall have to hop around on the other nine hundred ninety-nine!’”

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