An Out of Office Experience

Hello there!

If you’re reading this, you can be certain that two things are true:

1) Gmail is working, which means Google is one step closer to the digital domination of everything you say, do and think. The freedom and autonomy we think we have is merely a dying facade, rotting from the inside out every day as we surrender more and more of our lives over to this cursed forever machine that we are hopelessly addicted to.

2) I’m on a vacation!

If you came here to talk about Aflac and it can’t wait until 10/20, please reach out to Lauren. She is project manager which means she is more organized than you and has more answers than you and in my mind is likely more important than you.

If you came here to talk about Allē and it can’t wait until 10/20, please reach out to Ellie.

If you came here to talk about our impending and inevitable battle to reclaim our freedoms from Big Tech, the resistance meets every other Tuesday at the Elk’s lodge on Peachtree. Tin Hat Bob is making his blueberry scones next week so be sure to be there!

I hope you have a really special day and a fortuitous week.

Love,

Aaron