Out Of Office Reply Series: “Birth pt. 2”

YOU GUYS.

Remember that beautiful baby girl I had? Well she’s coming home! And
she has a name. It’s Eleanor Layla Konter. I KNOW, I’m obsessed too.

Anyway, I’m going to be out of the office from now until November 15th
learning to care for a human child & watching Stranger Things 2 on
Netflix at really odd hours. In my familial absence, if you need
assistance, talk to Mo. Thanks Mo!

While you’re here, could you run out and grab me a pizza? How about
some more diapers? Maybe some extra strength Ambien? HALP.

Love,

Aaron Konter
Copywriter. Father!