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I think Jonah Hill has a girlfriend, but if he didn’t, dude would be perfect. He’s the perfect level of famous and culturally relevant, he’s funny and appears to be charming, he’s decent enough looking in an unconventional way, and since he isn’t 6'2 and ripped, he’d actually probably be vulnerable and wondering if these girls actually liked him.

I’d also like to see Louis CK with 25 divorcees in their 40s.

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