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Imagine if Rocky, Colt, and Tum-Tum betrayed grandpa and joined the bad ninjas.

Imagine if Johnny Utah was like, f**k the FBI, and robbed banks until the federal reserve was bankrupt.

Imagine if Johnny Tsunami learned to ski.

Imagine if Ace Ventura said f**k this dolphin and Dan Marino, I’m going to team up with this transgendered detective, who if portrayed in this light in 2016, the internet would set itself on fire.

Imagine if the kids in Camp Nowhere went to normal camp.

Imagine if Julie the Cat Gaffney, was like, psych a**holes, I’m actually of Icelandic descent and am letting Gunner Stahl get this one passed me.

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