Cool, is this what Medium has become now?
Michael Botes

It’s just a satire. I borrowed heavily from the original and tried to keep it as same as possible. In fact,

In fact, the original is so good that I can write multiple such articles and they would all be hilarious.

It is meant for humor, not a patent. Take it for what its worth.

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