I did not join the mournful as they sorrowed over her grave. Evernote bewitched hordes and to me started an epidemic of over productivity once called hording.Once found to be invaluable, humble. and charming. she became the star of productivity. She was gifted with every thought, every secret, and every dream. People trusted her with their essay papers. travel plans, and their family recipes. I felt furious that I never fell for her spell. I wanted to write the number of the printer shop or my free writing, but other objects won.I tried to fake it till you make it and became a premium. My productivity went else were. We met several times and talked about this or that but we never hooked up. I never understood the charisma. She was plain and often sickly (bed bugs, the flu, you name it). 

 Evernote’s suicide was just common sense. The woman gained weighed and neglected herself after getting pregnan a million times. I heard the children are all challenged. She became an alcoholic after her face job didn’t go so well. She started drinking and taking pills.Seriously for a girl that enjoyed success in her teens and often was prom queen with no competitor in her niche. She was sure desperate that she went all gold-digging but who wants a sinking mess. She was very cheap too. I am not sure where her family was or who controls the cash. She did no innovation, she gained no work skills.

Before she killed herself she was arrested for entering a ring of premium escorting but she was innocent and was charged for stealing features and was put on house arrest. She was only allowed two places.

Goodbye, and I will not forgive you for not leaving earlier and for enslaving my notes. 

PS: Ooops Evernote I hope you be detecting extra devices in stinky places. Also, for Evernote’s family 10GB storage? May God have mercy on my soul.

The END