Am I leaving the blinds open, hoping you’ll stop by and take a look inside.
Are you peeking in my windows?
Gerard Mclean
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You can tell a lot about a person just by looking at the blinds on his window (or the blackout curtains or well-tailored flouncy window dressings, etc.). I’ll tell you something about my mother-in-law: she keeps one blind cocked askew. This is so she can look out the window without being obvious about it. And mark my words, she’s got some binoculars behind those blinds! In short, Gerard Mclean , I don’t have to look inside; I just have to look at the blinds! (Thanks for providing me with a nice thought progression to go with my tea!) ;)

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