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You know this could grow to be a real thing, so to speak. Especially among the Secret Reptilian Overlords crowd. The hair is an illusion that hides a parasitic growth that feeds directly into Trump’s brain. While the intent was to direct the words and actions of Trump to follow a predetermined Reptilian party line, the parasite merged with its host a little too well and Trump has now become the first known hybrid to run for President.

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