Allison SmithEXCUSE ME, BUT EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL DO SEAHORSES THINK THEY’RE DOING??Like I’m sorry Mister Fredwcik Riaucsuss Partylove-Mittengame the Potentate of Raves, this is too far. I get that you were aiming for…Jul 8, 2018Jul 8, 2018
Allison SmithDavid Foster Wallace — why his writing and the tragedy of his suicide demonstrate the value of…I’m sorry — I just can’t seem to avoid running into people whose opinions I otherwise respect who spend a huge amount of time waxing…Jul 7, 2018Jul 7, 2018
Allison SmithMan, I’m pretty great. Why am I not more famous and rich?I was just reading over an article I wrote but never published or finished — and oh boy am I funny. That’s my favorite thing about me, my…Oct 7, 2017Oct 7, 2017
Allison SmithAn Open Letter to CVS pharmacy — and America, from a former addict with a chronic illnessHere’s some helpful tips that the pharmacists at CVS Pharmacy would do well to read, about how it is their ethical duty to consider the…Jul 13, 2017Jul 13, 2017
Allison SmithHarry Potter and the Millenial GenerationDon’t stop reading here. You may want to, because you’ve never read Harry Potter, or you’re a Gen Xer, or you’re sick of articles about…Oct 27, 2016Oct 27, 2016