Great article, but you’re over-thinking Spurs-Rockets.
Cornelius Hoopenstan

I’ll go one further: Spurs over Dubs in 6 in NBA Finals. Pop sends Pau as only rep for team at WH celebration, under instruction to “only speak Mexican”. El Jefe responds by making reference to Spurs winning despite Becky Hammon “bleeding from her whatever all series”. Jefe’s popularity spikes among likely 2020 GOP voters while Dems prep a superticket/unification pairing of Popovich-Mark Cuban to take down La Maladie Orange & Mike “Danzig” Pence.

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