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Human Being
Aug 28, 2017 · 3 min read

Do you think your ex still wants to be with you?

I’m curious, but I blocked less than 8 of them already

Has a boyfriend/​​​​​​​​​girlfriend ever put alcohol/drugs before you?

Yeah, 3 or 4 of them

Let’s say you had a baby with the last person you kissed?

I haven’t kissed anyone on lips for a month and weeks now

Will this Friday be a good one?

I don’t get my paycheck this week, but I sure hope so

When was the last time you completely broke down?

I break down everyday before taking a nap

Do you know anyone that smokes pot?

Yeah

Are you nice to the people you dislike?

I pretend to be nice and I don’t now if it works out well

Do you have someone you can spill your heart out to?

Not at the moment

What are you excited for?

Earning higher pay since I got accepted to another job

Your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say?

I’m gonna call cops since I only pay rent here

Is there a person that you would do absolutely anything and everything for?

I’m a conditional carer and lover so no

Does sex mean love?

I have no idea anymore

Have you ever fallen asleep on someone?

Yes when I was in a bus and it was really hot

What’s something you really want right now?

Food and boba tea

What was the first thing you did this morning?

Wake up after snooze and then sleep for more hours

What is your relationship status?

Single aF

What did the last text in your inbox say? From Who.

Ok. — Manager

What was the longest time you’ve wasted on a certain person?

I don’t know

Are you listening to music right now?

No but the air conditioner is loud

Anyone you would like to get things straight with?

Me

What’s in your purse?

I don’t have a purse

Is your name a common name?

Yes that’s why I have nicknames

What is your favorite color out of these 5: Green, yellow, blue, pink, or red?

Green and red

What are you doing tomorrow?

Work

Whats the first thing you did when you opened your eyes today?

Turned off alarm

Your ex taps you on the shoulder and says, “I still love you.” You say?

I wouldn’t know and it won’t be a pretty sight

You receive $500 without any reason, what do you spend it on?

Put it in my debit

Where will you be in an hour?

Still in couch answering surveys

What’s your relationship with the person you last texted?

My manager

Who do you hate?

I hate more of what the person does

Is anything bothering you right now?

I want to be a writer and this is what I’m doing now without getting money

What do you think about math?

I only like not doing the process

Whats irritating you right now?

People

How is your mood?

It’s an, “Eh.”

What time is it?

7:36pm

Where’s your phone?

I’m holding it

Who was your last text from?

My manager

Why did you last cry?

I cry when I don’t sleep at he time I want to

In the past week have you cried?

I always cry before trying to sleep

Do you want to see somebody right now?

BTS, especially Suga & JHope

How tall would you prefer the person you’re dating be?

Same height or taller than me

What are your initials?

It depends

Do you call it sitting “criss-cross” or “ Indian-style”?

Apple sauce

Who do you like?

BTS, especially Suga & JHope

How many people have you liked in the past 8 months?

A lot of Kpop guys

Has anyone laid on your bed besides you?

Yeah, but that ended last month

Which is worse for you: being hot, or being cold?

Being cold

How many cell phones have you had in your life?

Maybe 4 or 5

What’s your middle name?

I ain’t saying jack

Are you happy with the way things are going?

No

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