Your Unsolicited Sales Message Are Like Dating Dick Pics….
I dunno if you have been dating online at all, but things have changed!!!
It seems now that if you ever say hi to a guy, the very next thing that happens is you get a high definition, colour corrected and photo-shopped photo of his wedding tackle and the erudite, romantic and irresistible ….
…“S’up?”
Oh the glamour!!
However short sighted we may consider this thinking to be…we can fall into the same mistakes ourselves
The stupid thinking behind why guys think it is a good idea to send them is the same as people who send unsolicited sales messages.
Just for you, here is the truth about dick pic Sales Messages:
1. WHEN WE WANT TO SEE IT WE WILL ASK FOR IT.
And not before.
By sending this kind of message early on you contextualise the relationship. In business terms it means you see us as a wallet only and frankly, we want to be romanced a little.
We have questions we need to have answered before we are even ready to see what you think is the most important thing you can do for us.
It’s just not that important — sorry
If it was, we would have asked for it already.
We all know you are sending the same sad indictment of yourself to as many people as possible in the vain hope that if you throw enough shit at the wall, then surely some of it must stick…right?
If you think that you really want anything to do with people who respond to your least amount of effort, then when they turn out to be crazy, needy or difficult don’t come complaining to me.
Which leads me onto the “message” itself
2. ITS NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS YOU THINK.
Yes, I know, you think it is irresistible, best in breed, breath-taking, or any of the ways you think about Mr Happy. But it really isn’t. Its pretty average really.
Like the ladies on dating sites will know, one “sales message” looks pretty much like the next…
…and the ones that aren’t, aren’t believeable so they get ignored.
3. THE “WEIRD ANGLE” THING
They are presented from weird angles that are clearly to massively flatter you,
…but don’t give us the kind of information for us to get excited enough to get involved.
It’s not about:
• Size…of discount
• How much we are missing out if we don’t get involved.
• Your promise of “Quality”
• How “great” other people told you that you were.
It IS about, showing us how much you understand us, our problems and what we want to do in the world.
