NewsForDogsDog’s Five-Year Plan Does Not Include Dropping This BallCharlie blew a job interview this morning after he told the lady that he wasn’t sure what she meant by five “years” and asked her if she…Dec 1, 2022Dec 1, 2022
NewsForDogsTarget Acquired: Precise Location of Balls Isolated for Stepping Directly OntoLocal dog, Rocco, used laser sharp precision to accurately asses the exact local of his owner’s new boyfriballs while taking the absolute…Dec 1, 2022Dec 1, 2022
NewsForDogsNYC Dog Loves How You Can Just Cry for Treats in Public Here and No One Bothers YouGrammercy resident and dog in touch with his emotions, Mr. Poof, really appreciates how he can find anonymity in a city of 8 million dog…Dec 1, 2022Dec 1, 2022
NewsForDogsAn In-Depth Look at the “Ice Cream” Company That’s Serving Us a Big Load of Non-Dairy…100% of dogs exposed ate it too fast to even realize they had been defrauded. We had some once at some rich dog from daycare’s birthday…Dec 1, 2022Dec 1, 2022
NewsForDogs3 Foolproof Ways to Burn Your Dog House for the Pet Insurance Money and Start Over in the MaldivesSo you’re looking to leave this life behind and start over someplace fresh where no one knows you, and better yet, no one will bother…Dec 1, 2022Dec 1, 2022
NewsForDogsFalse Alarm: Giant, Dancing Murderer Turns Out to be Dollar General Bag Tangled in Tree BranchWe’ll still be crouching here refusing to walk for 15 minutes just to be sure.Dec 1, 2022Dec 1, 2022
NewsForDogsNew Shoes Ruined After Stepping in Human ShitA sharp-dressed dog’s morning is off to a bad start after they stepped in a huge pile of human poop over behind the Arby’s by the park…Dec 1, 2022Dec 1, 2022
NewsForDogsHundreds of Photos of Sleeping Human Deleted to Re-Download Tinder AgainLonely boy, Nino, recently created more room on his phone to download Tinder for the fifth time by deleting countless photos of his human…Dec 1, 2022Dec 1, 2022
NewsForDogsDog Perplexed by Human’s Instructions to Not Eat 1000 IKEA Parts Strewn Across FloorHelpful dog, Max, remains confused as he watches his human, Charlene, try to put together an IKEA dresser using parts that have been…Dec 1, 2022Dec 1, 2022
NewsForDogsHow to Tell if This “Birthday Party” is for You or Your Lonely HumanThe $63 charcuterie board they got for our party last year sent us to the hospital and now we can’t tolerate wheat anymore. Click the link…Dec 1, 2022Dec 1, 2022
