Nick GeislerinUnfulfilledDave Is DeadBefore the Firebird was crushed to a cube, Dave marvels at how easy it is to transport dead bodies. All that matters is having nothing to…Jun 24, 2018Jun 24, 2018
Nick GeislerBe a Unique and Successful ______ By Doing Exactly What I SayYour guide to not being a useless, boring failure.Jan 18, 2018Jan 18, 2018
Nick GeislerAn Internal Debate About OprahWelcome to Nick vs. Nicholas, where I debate the only person who can hold a rhetorical candle to myself. Me.Jan 9, 2018Jan 9, 2018
Nick GeislerinExtra NewsfeedThe Tax Reform Cheat-SheetIt ain’t sexy, but that’s on purpose: taxes are more important than most laws. Here’s a cheat sheet to help you understand what’s…Dec 6, 20173Dec 6, 20173
Nick GeislerinExtra Newsfeed7 Future Reviews of Inevitable Trump FilmsIt’s hard to believe, but we actually make it out of this thing alive. Well, mostly. And, like all grand tragedies, it will only be a…Nov 7, 20171Nov 7, 20171
Nick GeislerinART + marketingDear Bon Appetit’s English Muffin Tasters,A Defense of Thomas’s Limited Edition Cranberry English MuffinsOct 27, 20172Oct 27, 20172
Nick GeislerinExtra NewsfeedA Letter from Ivanka Trump to Her ChildrenThe following letter was found, unsent, in a crumpled wastepaper basket in a New Jersey penthouse.Aug 16, 2017Aug 16, 2017
Nick GeislerinExtra NewsfeedGet Your Tweets Out of My Fucking NewsStop treating the latest Twitter storm like it’s indicative of literally anything at all.Aug 15, 20171Aug 15, 20171
Nick GeislerinRANNMurder in the White HouseTotally not-made-up odds of who will end the Trump PresidencyMay 15, 2017May 15, 2017