Nick AndersoninThree WordsB.E.A.S.T. System Cata1yst GO! (Beast Drama System)Episode 1Jan 4, 2015Jan 4, 2015
Nick AndersoninThree WordsInteractive Fridge Jar“You’re outta milk bro,” the refrigerator said.Nov 1, 2014Nov 1, 2014
Nick AndersoninThree WordsExchange Lung NoiseExchange Lung Noise Back and forth like idiots Full billow in the sail Hot smelly wind Barf in your face Shit in your dreams Finish your…Nov 1, 2014Nov 1, 2014
Nick AndersoninThree WordsBubble Chair DecadeThis was the year Jeremy found true love and had his first sexual experience in a bubble chair. He worried the whole time that the thing…Nov 1, 2014Nov 1, 2014
Nick AndersoninThree WordsMacrame Goose Museum“I don’t think these ones are painted right,” I said, pointing to the orange macrame goose hanging from the ceiling by a thin plastic wire…Nov 1, 2014Nov 1, 2014
Nick AndersoninThree WordsOfficer Plant OwnerIs it hard being “Office Gardener?” Nah. Not really. Sure, you got a few extra looks, maybe the occasionally jib from some punk kid. But my…Nov 1, 2014Nov 1, 2014
Nick AndersoninThree WordsInput Price ShrineIt had been weird since the church had installed the coin-operated doors.Nov 1, 2014Nov 1, 2014
Nick AndersoninThe Disaster BookVaporAndrew had been trying all day to get hot nudes in his inbox.Sep 17, 2014Sep 17, 2014
Nick AndersoninThe Disaster BookThe Best Party EverIs it bad that I really want him to be impressed? I feel silly even writing it, but Jason is already very special to me.Aug 20, 2014Aug 20, 2014
Nick AndersoninThe Disaster Book11.5 ParsecsJust cause I’m near a black hole doesn’t mean I’m heading for it.Aug 12, 2014Aug 12, 2014