A Sausage Fattener for every man

JOHN CENA

Featuring John Cena.

BLOWMEUPERIZER

Uses a powerful algorithm to detect where you will rank in the Beatport charts (amount of cash is independent and non-predictive).

Also, I pasted a Grammy in there because IDK MAYBE IT’S YOURS???????

VEGETARIAN ALTERNATIVE FATTENER

Not all of us are sausage people. I’m looking out for you, man.

DOWNLOAD THE SKINS HERE

How to install (WINDOWS):

Step 1.
You need Sausage Fattener. It costs < $30 and it’s worth it, so buy it here: http://www.dadalife.com/sausage-fattener/

Step 2.
Install Sausage Fattener (duh).

Step 3.
Find the “/Dada Life/Sausage Fattener” folder in your Applications or Program Files directory, depending on your OS.
You should see a ‘Resources’ folder in there. That’s what you’ll be replacing.

Step 4.
Follow me, Night Bandit, on Twitter (@NightBanditPlz) … which I guess is optional……….

Step 5.
Find which skin you like best through A/B testing and asking all of your friends and family on their stance in the matter at hand.

Step 6.
Now that you know what skin you want, find it in this folder. Copy the ‘Resources’ folder of that new skin.

Step 7.
Paste that folder into the Sausage Fattener directory and say “Yes, I want to replace all of the files”.
(aka /New Skin/Windows/Resources — -> /Dada Life/Sausage Fattener/Resources)

Step 8.
You are now the best High School Dance DJ in your commonwealth. Congratulations!

How to install (OSX)

Step 1.
You need Sausage Fattener installed → http://www.dadalife.com/sausage-fattener/

Step 2.
Go to /Library/Application Support/Sausage Fattener/Resource with your Finder. (You may have to start by selecting “Macintosh HD” as this is deep in the file system.)

Step 3.
Right click on SausageFattener.dat and select “Show Package Contents”.

Step 4.
Go to /Contents where you’ll see a “Resources” folder. This folder is what you will be replacing.

Step 5.
Find the skin you want and go to it’s /OSX folder. Copy “Resources”.

Step 6.
Paste that copied folder into the /Contents directory. Replace all of the files if it asks.

Step 7.
Restart your DAW and enjoy!

There’s also this:

Made by the wonderful Eric Mitchell.

You can get that here.