Sportswriter. Friend of the underdog. Head full of titanium.
Shaun Hampson is Richmond’s number one ruck. Which is like saying your dad is your number one dad. Which is like saying Delta Goodrem is your number one uncontroversial white woman. (Nando level: Lemon & Herb.)
…tin Martin will be outside in a Jeep (What colour? Black, for robbery), the engine will be running. Coach Hardwick will be in the backseat- he doesn’t add much to the operation, he just needs to be involved in a win.