Sorry gentlemen.

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She says for the umpteenth time

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I can’t prepare for that.

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Are you to blame?

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I’d rather eat glass.

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Days 0 to 2


We were 17. And it shows.

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How you envision 2021.

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I present my case, Your Honor.

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Heaven when you’ve got it, hell when you don’t.

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Applying it in real life.

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Jennifer M. Wilson

My midlife crisis and adventures along the way. I write because in real life my humor is allegedly too sarcastic and inappropriate. MediumNinjaGirl@gmail.com

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