Brock Purdy Lives With Two Roommates | HE’S ONE OF US!

Noah Moyer
2 min readJan 17, 2023

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49ers QB Brock Purdy is currently living within the confines of a Disney movie script. In the last 9 months, he’s gone from being the last pick in the draft to an undefeated starting QB for a team that’s two wins away from playing in the Super Bowl.

As poised as Brock looked during the regular season, his nerves were on full display during the first half of the Niners v. Seahawks Wild Card matchup. He started the game 0/4 and went 8/19 in the first half. He still managed to have a passing TD, but was a far cry from the Brock we saw in the regular season.

After the jitters wore off, Brock started slinging the rock like Ronald Reagan in the 80’s. He went 10/11 in the second half, throwing for 2 more TDs and a rushing TD. He finished the game with 332 passing yards, and accounted for four of the Niners TDs in their 41–23 win over Seattle.

When someone rises to stardom as fast as Brock has, it’s expected that they let the fame get to their head a little bit. But not Mr. Irrelevant. After he puts up historic numbers & torches teams in the playoffs, he goes back home to hang out with his TWO ROOMMATES.

Think about that!!! This is a kid that people are comparing to TOM BRADY, and he’s got two fucking roommates.

Check out their Christmas card from last month:

HE’S ONE OF US! HE’S ONE OF US! HE’S ONE OF US!

There’s honestly nothing better than being able to relate to a celebrity or professional athlete. Realizing that someone who’s in the top 1% of their craft does all of the same shit you do is relieving. It makes me feel like I’m less of a piece of shit, and maybe there’s still hope for me to get my life together.

PS: Brock, if an extra room opens up, I would love to throw my name in the hat. I’ll keep the house sparkling clean, do all of the laundry & maybe even do some interior design to spruce things up.

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Noah Moyer

Philadelphia Sports Fan || Former Trustee Of The Process || Twitter - @cha_boi_noah