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Hey Rodger, I had SO much fun reading this piece! Your on-point insights are infused with fresh wit that made me laugh loudly and uncontrollably. Well done! Thanks for your potent overdose of medicinal laughter today. I wonder if there’s a ‘you-can’t-fire-me’ clause in Phil Jackson’s contract.

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