PinnedOmer KSpacing out to a burn noticeHeat rests on your bare arms as you sink 6 pounds and 10 pence worth of crisp indifference, round after round. The next one comes with an…Sep 8, 2023Sep 8, 2023
PinnedOmer Kspeak until you say somethingIt’s easy to feel important. Spending your days scrolling algorithms that adapt to you as though there’s you and then there’s the…Sep 51Sep 51
PinnedOmer KI’m not sure what forYou could probably do this 100 metre stretch at an Olympic standard. You probably need to. But what if you look like a tit?May 21, 2022May 21, 2022
Omer KThe Bootlick LaughThere’s a creature on the podium speaking without consequence, stringing his audience along. Telling a piss funny story he heard about a…Dec 11, 2021Dec 11, 2021
Omer KFive ways people say or spell “Yes” and what they reveal about your personality!Yes. Yeah. Yep. Yea. Yh. A shapeshifter of a word. With a commanding Yes, you can make seismic calls. With Yeah you can get salt & vinegar…Jan 22, 2021Jan 22, 2021
Omer KYou won’t believe these 5 fool-proof ways to prosper in Lockdown!!!What the fuck is goi-Anyway. The highly anticipated sequel of Lockdown is finally here. Lips are being licked dry at the prospect of it; we…Nov 7, 2020Nov 7, 2020
Omer KJuninho: The Little FellaThere’s something strangely beautiful about it. Juninho & Ravanelli playing together. In the most obvious of locations: Middlesbrough.May 13, 2020May 13, 2020
Omer KHow Copy and Pasted Club Statements Eradicated Discrimination in Football:Six bizarre European comebacks in two months and a historic title race. Football is brilliant. But the monkey business that continues to…Jun 15, 2019Jun 15, 2019
Omer KThe Good Stuff from Colombia — James, now a Galactico in Loan Limbo‘The name is Bond, James Rodriguez’. Five years on from that ingenious headline, is the Colombian agent slow dancing out of global…Apr 26, 2019Apr 26, 2019