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Donald Trump Says Both Sides Were to Blame for Surprise Attack on Pearl Harbor

NEW YORK (S. J. Newman) — President Donald Trump, in an impromptu news conference in New York, said both attackers and counter-attackers…

Aug 16, 2017

Donald Trump Says Both Sides Were to Blame for Surprise Attack on Pearl Harbor

Aug 16, 2017

S. J. Newman

Too bad the Republican party doesn't use its considerable brainpower and tactical smarts to attract…

Feb 28, 2021

Feb 28, 2021

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We shouldn't have to live this way in one of the world's wealthiest countries, but we do.

Feb 23, 2021

Feb 23, 2021

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Evangelicals Give Trump A+ Rating as ‘Leader Most Likely to Trigger End Times’

I wrote this satire pre-Covid-19. I need to replace the mushroom cloud with the Coronavirus.

Apr 30, 2019

Evangelicals Give Trump A+ Rating as ‘Leader Most Likely to Trigger End Times’

Apr 30, 2019

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Roar of Marine One Helicopter Drowned Out by Trump’s Lying

(WASHINGTON) Pilots mistakenly feared Marine One had stalled on the South Lawn yesterday when the reassuring din of the idling helicopter…

Apr 12, 2019

Roar of Marine One Helicopter Drowned Out by Trump’s Lying

Apr 12, 2019

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Roar of Marine One Helicopter Drowned Out by Trump’s Lying

(WASHINGTON) Pilots mistakenly feared Marine One had stalled on the South Lawn yesterday when the reassuring din of the idling helicopter…

Mar 8, 2019

Roar of Marine One Helicopter Drowned Out by Trump’s Lying

Mar 8, 2019

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My Kids Draw Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Three portraits of the White House Press Dissembler

Aug 26, 2018

My Kids Draw Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Aug 26, 2018

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Muslims Call Out American Women for Wearing ‘Butt Burkas’

Exposing a double standard for female modesty in Western culture

Aug 23, 2018

Muslims Call Out American Women for Wearing ‘Butt Burkas’

Aug 23, 2018

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Trump Signs Executive Order to Resurrect Whale Oil Industry

“By 2021, cars will run on American whale oil ”

Jul 29, 2018

Trump Signs Executive Order to Resurrect Whale Oil Industry

Jul 29, 2018

S. J. Newman

Kim Jong-un to Denuclearize North Korea by Detonating Arsenal off California Coast

Trump negotiates a win-win for Republicans and a dictator

Jun 14, 2018

Kim Jong-un to Denuclearize North Korea by Detonating Arsenal off California Coast

Jun 14, 2018

S. J. Newman

S. J. Newman

Political satire that’s at least as good as the worst of the best. S. J. Newman is a freelance Creative Director.

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