Blessed are the candy makers, unless they make white chocolate crosses. Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

In Satire We Trust | Sacrilege Division

Scholars Debate Which is More Sacrilegious: White Chocolate Cross or White Chocolate?

An ancient debate is resurrected each Easter

4 out of 5 Religious scholars, who love Jesus and milk chocolate, believe white chocolate is more sacrilegious than white chocolate crosses.


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