S. J. Newman
Feb 23, 2017 · 1 min read

I was nodding my head in agreement until you said, “If you must fire a gun in the air…” No one must fire a gun in the air. Giving tips on how to lower the risk of killing an innocent bystander when firing a gun in the air undermines your whole story. The risk may be lowered, but try telling that to hundreds of people who never knew what hit them — not to mention the risk to aircraft.

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    Political satire that’s at least as good as the worst of the best. S. J. Newman is a freelance Creative Director.

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