PinnedS. J. NewmaninAMERICAN PERP WALKDonald Trump Says Both Sides Were to Blame for Surprise Attack on Pearl HarborNEW YORK (S. J. Newman) — President Donald Trump, in an impromptu news conference in New York, said both attackers and counter-attackers…Aug 16, 20172Aug 16, 20172
S. J. NewmanToo bad the Republican party doesn't use its considerable brainpower and tactical smarts to attract…Feb 28, 2021Feb 28, 2021
S. J. NewmanWe shouldn't have to live this way in one of the world's wealthiest countries, but we do.Feb 23, 2021Feb 23, 2021
S. J. NewmaninAMERICAN PERP WALKEvangelicals Give Trump A+ Rating as ‘Leader Most Likely to Trigger End Times’I wrote this satire pre-Covid-19. I need to replace the mushroom cloud with the Coronavirus.Apr 30, 2019Apr 30, 2019
S. J. NewmaninAMERICAN PERP WALKRoar of Marine One Helicopter Drowned Out by Trump’s Lying(WASHINGTON) Pilots mistakenly feared Marine One had stalled on the South Lawn yesterday when the reassuring din of the idling helicopter…Apr 12, 2019Apr 12, 2019
S. J. NewmanRoar of Marine One Helicopter Drowned Out by Trump’s Lying(WASHINGTON) Pilots mistakenly feared Marine One had stalled on the South Lawn yesterday when the reassuring din of the idling helicopter…Mar 8, 2019Mar 8, 2019
S. J. NewmaninAMERICAN PERP WALKMy Kids Draw Sarah Huckabee SandersThree portraits of the White House Press DissemblerAug 26, 20183Aug 26, 20183
S. J. NewmaninAMERICAN PERP WALKMuslims Call Out American Women for Wearing ‘Butt Burkas’Exposing a double standard for female modesty in Western cultureAug 23, 2018Aug 23, 2018
S. J. NewmaninAMERICAN PERP WALKTrump Signs Executive Order to Resurrect Whale Oil Industry“By 2021, cars will run on American whale oil ”Jul 29, 2018Jul 29, 2018
S. J. NewmanKim Jong-un to Denuclearize North Korea by Detonating Arsenal off California CoastTrump negotiates a win-win for Republicans and a dictatorJun 14, 2018Jun 14, 2018