I will Marry a North Korean Girl

Chi Ofoegbu
Jul 20, 2017 · 3 min read

The very first time this idea struck my mind, I was going through Atlas of beauty Facebook Page, seeing photos taken by Mihaela Noroc on her tour to different part of the world. North Korea was the last place she visited with lots of beautiful photos of their women.
For some time, I have been looking for pictures of North Korean Girls, searched through Google with different phrases and variations
Beautiful photos of North Korean Girls
North Korean Girls
How does North Korea Women Look like?
North Korean Girls Online
Beautiful Girls in Pyongyang

Just then while browsing through the pictures, I got Interested in this particular one, the photo of a softly smiling girl posed with an umbrella and a small handbag. She could be in her early 20’s or below the age of 20. Though its quite difficult to tell the age of an East Asian by merely looking at the person.

“Joseph, just look at these beautiful girls and give me 3 good reasons why I should not marry a North Korean”
I said to my friend flashing my phone across his face.

“Are these North Korean Girls?”
He didn’t wait for me to reply before tearing a piece of paper.

In three lines, He scribbled with a difficult to read writing, chuckled while he handed the paper which reads
“Kim Jong-un will dictate your sex position
She would only value sex and Marriage as her duty to Kim Jong-Un
They will kill you”

As though the reasons were short and needed explanations, he continued
“ You can’t marry a North Korean, it is not possible.
Their laws forbid any union with foreigners, unless you are planning to go down to the country and elope with her.
You cannot even go to North Korea without being noticed considering being black. These people are one of the most homogeneous in the world and are afraid of mixing. They are sometimes…..”

“….Racist”
I interrupted, knowing where his points where headed to.

He smartly reminded me of Orwell’s book 1984 and how similar it is to the conditions of North Korea, how sex and marriage could strictly be a duty to the party.

Sometimes, It is pretty difficult having a friend who love fiction. They would attach a string of value to every fictional book , most times equating these books to reality.

I thought for a moment, how do I begin? Maybe If I get a tourist visa to travel. If my application wont be rejected by North Korea Embassy in Abuja.
Joseph told me of the conspiracy between the regime and their beautiful tourist girls, sent to lure foreigners into getting them pregnant. This way they would be able to extort money from the unsuspecting foreigners in exchange to being sent to concentration camps.

“My own case will be different, I will make her love me to the point of denouncing Kim Jong-Un”

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