We Gettin’ All Fancy With FREE LaCroix

Stick your pinky out with this week’s FoodKick deal at all our stores

Ollie Willems
Jul 10, 2017 · 3 min read
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Hey foodies, it’s that time of the week again!

In case you forgot…

Every Tuesday, Members get some tasty new treats and food coma-inducing products for FREE, courtesy of FoodKick. Life is about trying new things, so let us help you win at life.

Think that’s all? Nope! FoodKick has an even sweeter deal lined up for you — if you spend $50 at FoodKick, you can get $25 off your first purchase if you enter the code: NEWSTAND at checkout.*

Um, that’s like two free bottles of wine delivered within one hour… or one bottle of the classy stuff if you’re feeling fancy. Whatcha waiting for?


We’ve got a real treat for you this Tuesday — a fancy, sparkly treat — LaCroix sparkling water. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s time to crawl out from the rock you’ve been living under and enjoy the sweet, seltzery taste of this fruit-flavored deliciousness.

“Is it really that good?” Yes, you plebe, for I am French and therefore have excellent taste. We have our own supply in the office, and once I finally got over the pronunciation — it’s ‘la croy’, ugh — I came to Jesus. 100% natural, no sugar, sodium or artificial sweeteners-added, 0 calories Jesus.

FoodKick in fact sells whole cases of the ambrosial stuff, just name a flavor — Grapefruit (‘Pamplemousse’, technically, but if you’re going to steal words from my language, why can’t you steal the way we say them?! UGH), Passionfruit, Tangerine, Apricot, as well as their “Curate” mixed flavors of Blackberry Cucumber, Kiwi Watermelon, and a whole bunch more.

These babies are great to drink straight up, with a smug, satisfied grin on your face, or to use as a flavorful cocktail mixer. Two suggested recipes: Blackberry Cucumber + Vodka, or Grapefruit + Tequila. Now that I’ve mentioned it, how have I not tried it with alcohol yet??

BRB, I’m off to get day-drunk… classy day-drunk.

An on-demand service putting fresh at your fingertips, FoodKick delivers a curated selection of food + booze** to your door in as little as an hour.

New to FoodKick? Get $25 off your first order of $50 or more with code NEWSTAND.


*Valid only for first-time FoodKick orders totaling $50 or more before taxes and delivery fees. $25 is taken off your order. Limit: one per customer/household. Expires on11:59PM on 8/31/17. All standard customer terms and conditions apply. FoodKick reserves the right to cancel or modify the offer at any time. Void where prohibited. Offer is nontransferable.

**Wines & Spirits are sold by FreshDirect Wines & Spirits, an independently owned store with NY State License #1277181 | 620 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215.

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