7 Hot Toys You Absolutely MUST Get For Your Baby NOW

Wait, you mean you don’t have this season’s IT LIST of toys???

Jessica Delfino
Aug 28, 2017 · 2 min read
I’m surprised these things don’t go for 11.99 at Toys “R” Us!

My baby loves to play. Does yours? It’s lovely to watch him explore and examine various doo dads and knick knacks. I like to make notes of the things he likes most. Here are his clear favorites:

  1. Plastic water bottles (Any size or brand will do)
  2. Anything that crinkles, such as a potato chip bag
  3. A brand new white sheet of paper, especially if there is some important information on it
  4. Anything that belongs to mommy, especially my laptop or iPhone
  5. Anything dangerous that he definitely shouldn’t be touching
  6. Dirt, sand, dust
  7. The disgusting, covered in who-knows-what wheels of his stroller
  8. The anti-drip cover for his bottle
  9. Any choking-hazard sized object that he finds on the floor that is small and was accidentally dropped or fell off something, such as a small ball of fuzz or a price tag sticker

If Fisher-Price could create toys inspired by these objects they’d be even more than already way richer than me.

Jessica Delfino is a comedian, musician, writer and new mom who writes about life with one baby, one husband and one cat. She is currently developing a TV show about motherhood and writes about #momlife at Mommyish.com, VH1.com, her blog Jessy Delfino’s Blog, on The Coo on Facebook and Twitter, and more.

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I write about life with 1 husband, 1 kid, 1 cat, at times funny. www.Twitter.com/JessicaDelfino Bylines: The Atlantic, McSweeney’s, The Week, High Times.

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