“How to get away with Pedro Pascal.”

or what was supposed to be a short guide on how to stop obsessing about him… which is an absolute FAIL.

Amy Perez
4 min readOct 13, 2017

— this area is NOT spoiler free —

// Disclaimer //

  • This post WILL NOT help you in any way getting rid of your obsession.
  • BECAUSE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
  • It WILL give you approximately zero (0) resource to accomplish your objective of getting him out of your mind.
  • You need to understand and acknowledge that there is no way of going back, you’re trapped forever. Deal with it!

Condolences to your social life.

On pedro pascale 1 to 10, we love Pedro Pascal to 100.

Here’s why you can’t stop and you won’t stop loving him THAT much:

  1. because, let’s be honest, unproblematic, woke, charming, beautiful, talented (brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same) actors can be addictive sometimes…
  2. well, you don’t need to. And we ask you not to, because that man deserves more recognition.
  3. man, that’s Pedro Pascal. There’s no reason to NOT stan him.
  4. he is so extremely nice to his fans.
  5. GIVE
  6. HIM
  7. LOVE

*stan: fans. A stan is a particularly (perhaps excessively) avid fan and supporter of a celebrity. =this has nothing to do with Eminem or Sebastian Stan.

*spoiler alert*

Yep, that’s Oberyn f*cking Martell. Our beloved prince of Dorne and red viper, the one true and only [cries in dornish] as Jack Daniels aka Agent Whiskey on Kingsman: The Golden Circle. We must admit they did dirty to Pedro, because once again, his character dies and that’s a freaking shame.

8. Pedro Pascal drew attention expectedly especially by bringing us an outstanding performance with his… [insert whip sound effects] lasso. But, why the hell was he not credited as a principal character? He had more screen time than half of the other actors credited. Pedro stans community is still bitter about that.

Whatever.

Burn Notice: The Fall of Sam Axe (TV Movie)
Pedro Pascal as Comandante Veracruz.

9. We appreciate a man who can be both amazingly hot and cute at the same time and that can pull out those mustaches. The reason why you all should stan Pedro Pascal is because he is a talented latino actor, he’s an intersectional feminist, he’s funny and nice; speaks about social issues, hates Donald Trump.

Anyway, we’re pretty much talking about perfection here. Don’t you think?

Narcos (Netflix’s Series)

Pedro Pascal as Agent Javier Peña.

As the Chilean actor is seeing his popularity grow these times with both the releases of Narcos — season 3 and Kingsman: The Golden Circle, we’re hoping to find him in many other big roles. We already know he’s going to star in The Equalizer sequel with Denzel Washington in 2018 and Netflix’s Triple Frontier (Pre-production; 2019) but there’s no trailers yet, sadly.

Pedro Pascal to play the next Marvel’s Iron Man, Tony Stark

That’s what we deserve.

The fans are asking for it and would die for it to actually happen. Take a deep breathe and imagine THIS.

Even tho we appreciate Robert Downey Jr. as genius billionaire Tony Stark and a lot of fans are absolutely committed to him, many are those who think that Pedro Pascal would be an excellent choice. We love this concept, what about you?

10. Himself seems to have agreed to it.

So, now we’re just kindly waiting for it to happen while we keep fancasting him.

via bvlquisweeney.tumblr.com

That’s it, we gave you (almost) 10 reasons why you should stan our legend Pedro Pascal,

and we’re not even sorry about involving you in this situation.

YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO GET RID OF THIS OBSESSION.

never.

We’re approaching the END of this unnecessary article.

Even tho there’s a lot more to say, this article is ending here… ~FINALLY!

Listen to this fan made Spotify playlist based on Pedro Pascal’s ‘SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE’ article. Read it here.

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