Midnight thoughts

  1. I wish dogs could laugh then I could know if my dog thought I was funny. But what would dogs laugh at? What if she didnt find me funny?
  2. What tags can I put on my “writing” on medium to get more people to look at my shit?
  3. What does it mean to be number 1 in innovation?
  4. Why dont people talk about hispanics when they talk about racism? I understand that they mention them, but they are never in the actual conversations.
  5. Why does my hand soap smell like men?
  6. What university should I try to get into?
  7. Santi, a special ed student from my mom’s job, totally hates me. Everyone kept telling me that he is super well behaved, but he kept hitting me. Why doesnt he like me?