She woke up
‘Matthew..I woke up without my retainer' she said with a frightful expression on her face.
‘Why the fuck do I care?’
‘I never go to sleep with out it,’ she paused for a minute before adding ‘ and I woke up with my vagina hurting.’
‘You got fucked by a ghost,’ he said in the most nonchalant way possible.
‘Im being serious. I am really scared. These past couple of weeks someone keeps calling and all they do is whisper. Always a private number.’
‘Then you got fucked by two ghosts,’ he giggled.
‘Seriously stop. I am serious.’
‘Okay. I fucked you last night and I really went at it. I’m convinced you would have loved it. And the private number thing, I have no clue what’s up with that,’ he finally confesses.