Skit

My dog lays in front of us*

“Aw, he wants you to pet him”

Friend pets him*

“No, not there. On his penis.”

“No.”

“Come on. Touch his penis.”

“No. That’s gay.”

“No’ its not. Its a dog. Just pet the dog on his goddamn penis!”

“No.”

“Just do it”

“Fine”

Touches dog’s penis. Dog wags tail*