Spinny Thingy
It all started in a place that brought terror to teens, joy to parents, and orgasms to nerds that didn’t know any better. It started in a shitty high school with students that lacked ambition and biggest concern was who fucked who in the school bathroom. Somehow I ended up in that same place. Not a bathroom but Yuma High School. I always thought of myself as someone who strived to be better than everyone, but simply getting to class on time made me a superior being. Getting nothing less than a c was an accomplishment to celebrate. And actually having any skill in a sport that required none, made me an athletic goddess. I felt like the biggest big shot in this shithole. I only had one person beat me but, unlike me, she planned for a future outside this shithole. I just went with the flow and put as minimal effort as possible. As shitty as this shithole was, I got to meet the man of my dreams there. Well more like boy. He was 5’5" and 100 something pounds of total nerdiness. His hair was as curly as my pubes. Eyes as small as my bunghole. And body as skinny as the skeleton that I never saw in my science classes. He was everything I ever dreamed of. This was my mate. The person I was destined to give my virginity to.
We met a year before I actually became aware of his existence. Well more like 6 months. I was giving a presentation in a library to a bunch of random middle schools, who would later became my underclass mates. I just stayed in the side of my halfassed group project, handing out pamphlets. Unlucky me, picked the one thing that the principle hated as my project topic. Wind power spinny things. This project was to be graded by the admin and my stupid future underclass mates. So kissing ass was a must. The principle nearly flipped when she saw my wind power spinny thing. Most junior high schooler didn’t give a fuck about my project. Only one group of middle schooler actually asked us questions about our project. He was in the group giving me the hardest time possible. Who the fuck did they think they were to question my spinny thingy.
