My experience experiencing:

I’m 24 years old. The Earth is 4.543 billion years old…

Here’s what I know:

Green tea makes me nauseous on an empty stomach.

Cold feet touching me under the covers is the definition of revolting.

I’m a nub connected to a central nub that branches off into four outer nubs and breaks off into little nublets called fingers and toes.

Smoking weed is never as inspiring as life itself.

Go with the flow. Go with the fall.

I love the smell of grass screaming in terror.

Nobody really gives a shit about you or anything else*

Those felt coloring sheets you buy at Walgreens or Rite-aid will never get finished.

My good luck charm is nostalgia.

My morning air freshener is that coffee I forgot about.

I look down on so many people and think I’m awesome.

I think they’re better at adhering to the herd.

Cats are horrible creatures, mostly.

I’m confident I could fight a lurking monster and not die until act II.

Dad always said that you’d be lucky to count the ones you truly care about and who truly care about you on one hand.

It’s sad to let cynicism affect an optimist. I feel no reward from it acknowledging their repressed pain but I do it anyways to remind them.

You care far too much about what people think of you.

You’re going to die.

Probably tomorrow, I don’t know.

I don’t know, anything.

Except that…

You’ve got to be careful eating chips.

One tiny pebble can randomly take you down on a longboard.

A bird can shit on you any moment, but it’s an adrenaline rush to watch them fly over you.

Curse words are fun and shitty at the same time.

Most of my time is dedicated to things that mean nothing to anyone but me.

The word cool is too cool to be uncool.

Humans are selfish and we’re destroying this planet.

I’d rather be blind than deaf.

My sly smile means I think you’re a fuckwit.

Don’t look at r/natureismetal before bed.

Our government is rigged.

There are people in China who skin dogs alive and throw them into a pile for them to blink back and forth at each other while they wait to be boiled alive.

I suppose I can’t be 100% certain that China actually exists.

Or that I exist?

Exist: Have objective reality or being…

The phrase “objective reality” means that reality exists independent of our minds.

Is that what we’ve all decided on?

The Matrix begs to differ.

We place weight on convenience.

Convenience places weight on us.

My little brother smokes cigarettes and is the best athlete I know.

I can spend hours googling, “best habit forming/productivity apps for android”.

I genuinely feel like an intelligent person, except for that time I pulled over to take a piss right next to a Sheriff. Yes, he talked to me about it. I really had to pee. No, I did not get a ticket.

Humans are disgusting.

Moments take each other’s place.

There needs to be a Tinder for friends.

Passion disintegrates or is replaced.

Most everything you buy in a grocery store is either killing you slowly or really expensive and poor in taste.

My Grandma makes me look incredibly lazy.

I wish the fake people wouldn’t tell me how real they are.

If I were sentenced to death via the electric chair, my final meal would be popcorn kernels swallowed whole. Enjoy the show chums.

Nobody wants me around their kids because I look like I do heroin.

Corduroy jackets are very comfortable.

Being religious sounds to me like the ultimate long-con. How exhausting, trying to convince a God that you believe enough to go to heaven, but also, not enough to not feel guilty about the self doubt that arises from lack of empirical evidence.

If I were the FoSho Prezident, I’d give treason charges to those who spoil Game of Thrones.

Never look into a bloated dogs broken sphincter.

90% of the Earth’s coral reefs are bleached.

Phytoplankton supply 50% of the world’s oxygen.

It’s deeply disturbing that everyone dies.

I am not in control.

Distractions are human’s favorite.

Everything I write or do is the product of shared interests and feelings between my father and mother, who hate each other. My disposition is reflective of their natures.

Arguing is just a way to convince yourself that the information you’ve taken in from others is reputable and safe to feel supreme about mentioning in the future.

Everything I know has a source apart from me.

Except…experience.

All I know is all I’ve experienced. 
I don’t want to be in the topsy-turvy world where everyone is distracted with finding out who’s wrong or right.

The saddest thing about this world is that when a conclusion is drawn, action is ignored.

We play all-knowing and propose all-doing.

When the Summer rolls around and people begin burning alive and the sea boils the meat off the bones of our fish we’ll begin a kick-starter to save the Earth or a GoFund Me to be ignored.

I know that we’re too focused on ourselves to do anything because these problems are too large and there are too many of us to be held responsible.

I am a rainbow comet shooting across slate gray canvas and I’ll be here and gone in the blink of an eye. Nothing I do matters and that’s okay.

Who can sway the nihilist?

I am 24 years old. The Earth is 4.543 billion years old.

Humans have been around for 200,000 years.

We sure did screw things up quickly.

If our goal as a species is planet sucking penance, we should get a move on finding a new home to demolish.

But still, what do I know?

Only what they’ve told me.