We’ve All Dated This One Person
Chris Scott

Seriously? I want my two minutes back.

Medium, you’re slipping down the slope here, and the Top [arbitrary #] of [whatever click-bait subject is “sure” to draw attention] articles are NOT helping, either.

Note: I’m sure that Dave Eggers would sincerely appreciate it if you’d stop calling to mouth-breathe in his ear in clammy fanboy thanks for inadvertently inspiring you to disjointedly ramble through someone else’s vocabulary in frantic attempts to vividly paint a scene before your audience moves on, Chris.

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