Find the Medium headquarters and bribe them with Christmas cookies and homemade cocoa.

No, but really, my 1 Thing was to pay my electric bill, which is due by the 20th. My paycheck cleared today and I have to carefully get must-pay shit out of the way and decide how much on next month’s credit card bill to pay on this paycheck (on which I am scheduled to host 2 dinners) as opposed to next month’s paycheck. I’m also considering asking the credit card company to move my due day from the 13th to maybe the 18th. (I get paid on the 1st and 16th of the month, and I would rather pay off must-pay things first each half-month pay cycle.)